| | Today, 2500 miles away from my little apartment, in some New England birthing suite, a little baby boy is being born. And for the first time, I am becoming a godfather.
I'm not entirely sure what a godfather does. I don't have one, but I've asked other people what it entails. So far the answers range from "buy him lots of stuff" to "pay for his college." Almost all the responses seem to involve significant amounts of cash and presents.
I'm pretty low on cash, so I've decided to scope out the dating scene for my godson instead. So far I've identified several babies-in-utero who do not appear to have phalluses on prenatal ultrasounds. Booyeah! We'll get a pretty one yet.
Welcome to our world, EKG. (Yes, really. The initials are EKG. Sweet, huh? All my Christmas presents from here on out are going to be cardiology-related.)
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| | Posted 4/9/2008 11:39 PM - 220 Views - 10 eProps - 4 comments
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